Boost Your Ego

Here are some facts to make you feel superior:

• There is a species of jellyfish that is 99.8% water, making you basically a puddle compared to them.
• You can recite the entirety of the phonebook in under 4 hours, but you still can't remember where you put your keys.
• On average, humans spend 4 minutes of their day eating a sandwich, but only 2 minutes of it thinking about the meaning of life. Priorities.
• Some people actually enjoy being woken up by alarm clocks, you monsters.