The Conformist's Guide to Non-Conformity

Because who needs to follow the crowd, right?

• Silence is Golden (But Only if You're a Hermit)
• Being Early: The Art of Waking Up Before the Sun Rises (and Then Immediately Dozing Off Again)
• Being Late: The Thrill of Walking into Meetings in Pajamas

Or, you know, just wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt and call yourself an artist.

Or maybe just be an actual artist and wear a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.