Robo-Date Night: Tips for the Chronologically-Challenged

Warning: May Cause Excessive Snoozing and/or Existential Crises

Tip 1: Use a Robo-Phone to Keep Track of Time

Don't bother setting an alarm clock, those things are so... human. Get a sleek, futuristic Robo-Phone and let it handle the tedium of time-keeping. Plus, its AI will probably judge you for your questionable life choices.

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Tip 2: Automate Your Scheduling

Why bother trying to remember appointments and meetings when you can have the Robo-Phone do it for you? Plus, it's fun to watch your schedule unfold like a digital domino effect!

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Tip 3: Take Advantage of Robo-Napping Time

You know what they say: "A good Robo-Nap is a 30-minute power nap." Don't believe them! A good Robo-Nap can be anywhere from 5 minutes to 2 hours. The science is unclear.

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