TOScam: The Ultimate Terms of Service Scam
Welcome, user. Please read this carefully, as it's the most important thing you'll ever read in your entire life.
- By using this website, you agree to our Terms of Service. If you don't, we'll have to charge you $1000 per second for not using it.
- We reserve the right to change our Terms of Service at any time, without warning. Or, you know, with warning, but who needs that?
- By submitting your email address, you agree to receive a daily newsletter filled with spam and cat pictures.
- Our website uses cookies. If you don't like cookies, we'll have to assume you're a cookie hater, and you're not welcome here.
- We're not responsible for any damages caused by our website. Unless you're a lawyer, in which case, you're probably just trying to scam us.
- By using our website, you agree to our Privacy Policy, which we've conveniently omitted for your reading pleasure.
Don't like our TOS? No problem! You can just file a complaint with our TOS Complaints Department. They're really good at ignoring you.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, you can try appealing to our TOS Appeal Committee. They're even worse at ignoring you.