No Docking Station

Where the lights flicker, the wires hum, and the dreams are made of pure chaos.

USB Connectors | Ethernet Connectors

Our Unreliable Promise

We at No Docking Station guarantee that your devices will be partially connected. Our team of expertly trained monkeys will attempt to attach the correct wires, but no promises are made.

Disclaimer: We are not actually responsible for any damage caused by our subpar work. Use at your own risk.

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