USB-A, the unsung hero of modern technology. Without it, our devices would be lost in a sea of proprietary charging ports, forced to live in a world where our precious batteries are constantly running out. No, thank you.
USB-A, the great equalizer, making it possible for us to charge our toaster, our blender, and our toaster-blender hybrids with ease.
And let's not forget the USB-A's greatest achievement: it's the only port that can charge a device and simultaneously judge you for not having a good enough power source.
Other ports just can't compete with the sheer utility and superiority of USB-A.
Stay charged, stay informed.