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USB Micro's Guide to Disconnection

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide to disconnection in the land!

Here, we'll cover everything from disconnecting your toaster from the internet to disconnecting your ex from social media.

But first, let's start with the basics:

Disconnecting Your Toaster

It's easier than you think! Simply unplug it from the wall, and voilà! You've successfully disconnected your toaster from the internet.

But what about the real challenge: disconnecting your ex from social media?

That's a tough one. You see, it's not just about deleting the app, no, no, no. It's about cutting off the emotional umbilical cord.

For that, you'll need:

  1. Unfollow them on social media (multiple times)
  2. Change your phone number
  3. Block their number (and their family's number, and their friend's number)
  4. Move to a remote island

And that's just the beginning!

Want more? Click below for advanced disconnection techniques!

Advanced Disconnection Methods Disconnection for Beginners