ประก The Consequences of Non-Compliance

Warning:æk Non-compliance will lead to the following consequences:

• 1. Your pants will shrink 10% faster than your peers.
• 2. Your coffee will be 37% more bitter.
3. Youræk cat will stop purr-posing to you.
• 4. You will be forced to listen to elevator music in the break room.
• 5. Your favorite snack will be replaced with a generic, store-brand alternative.

But don't just take our word for it...

We have actual, real-world examples:

• 1. Dave, who forgot to wear his seatbelt, had his pants shrink 17% faster than his coworkers.
• 2. Bob, who used too many exclamation points, was forced to listen to 5 minutes of elevator music.
• 3. Karen, who didn't recycle, was given a cat that stopped purr-posing.