Sticker-Based Recovery: Where the Only Therapy You Need is Stickers
Are you feeling down? Do you need help coping with the crushing despair of modern life? Look no further than our sticker-based recovery program!
Our team of highly trained professionals will provide you with a series of increasingly ridiculous and colorful stickers to help you work through your issues. It's like a support group, but with more adhesive and less talking.
Stickers for anxiety:
Sticker 1: "You Got This, Friend"
A bright and cheery sticker to remind you that you're doing okay. Probably.
Stickers for depression:
Sticker 2: "You're Not a Burden"
A sticker to tell you that you're not a burden to society. Unless you are, in which case, you're probably just a burden to society.