CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Welcome to the most unlikely explanation for everything, ever.

Here, you'll find the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most utterly impossible theories about the nature of reality.

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Or, you know, just go Where the World is Actually Controlled by Cats and see where that takes you.