What is a Right?

The Bill of Rights

This is the Bill of Rights, but what does it even do? Let's break it down:

• Freedom of Speech - You can say whatever you want, as long as it's not too loud.
• Right to Bear Arms - Because who doesn't love a good gun show?
• Right to Bear Arms (again, but with more guns)
• Right to Not Get Drafted - We're looking at you, Uncle Sam.
• Right to a Fair Trial - Because who doesn't love a good lawyer?
• Right to a Jury - We're not saying you're guilty, we're just saying you're probably guilty.
• Right to the Press - Because the press is always fair, right?
• Right to Protest - As long as you're not blocking the sidewalk, you're good.
• Right to Veto - You can veto anything, as long as it's not a veto.
• Right to Vote - Because democracy is all about being loud.