Phase Four Blueprints: Where Functionality Goes to Die

Welcome to Phase Four, where we're throwing caution to the wind and embracing the absurd. This is where the architects who couldn't quite make it to Phase Three come to play.

Our blueprints are designed to be the most confusing, the most convoluted, and the most likely to cause a existential crisis in anyone who dares to look at them.

Learn more about our questionable design choices Ponder the meaninglessness of it all