At this point, we've run out of money, but not out of ideas. We've been living on a tight budget, eating ramen noodles for every meal, and praying to the great coding gods that our investors will see the value in our project.
We're at the point where we're just throwing everything we can at the wall and seeing what sticks. It's like a game of "Project Manager Roulette" where we spin the wheel and hope that the next feature we add will be the one that saves us.
But don't worry, we're not alone in this phase. We've got a whole team of developers who are just as delusional as we are. Together, we're a well-oiled machine of dysfunction and despair.
Want to learn more about our team's dysfunctional dynamics? Click here to read all about it.
Or, if you're feeling generous, contribute to our credit card debt and help us reach Phase Four: "The "We're Going to Get Rich Off This" Phase"