Phase Three Tower Construction: Where Dreams Come Crashing Down

Under Construction

Estimated Completion Date: Never

The Plan

Phase Three Tower will be the most ambitious project yet. It will stand at an impressive 100 stories tall, with each floor being a different flavor of artisanal coffee shop.

  • Ground floor: Espresso Bar
  • First floor: French Press
  • Second floor: Pour-over Paradise
  • ...and so on.

The Team

We've assembled a team of experts with varying levels of sanity.

  • Lead Architect: Bob, the man who designed the world's most infamous McMansion.
  • Head Barista: Jane, the woman who can make a decent cappuccino with her eyes closed.
  • Project Manager: Dave, the man who can make a spreadsheet for anything, including your social life.