It's a real treat to be here, folks! Phase 7 of the construction project has finally begun, and things are getting weird. The architects have decided to just, like, abandon all sense of scale and proportion, and now the entire city is just a big mess of wobbly, wonky, and wavy lines.
Don't worry, though – it's all part of the plan! We're going for that "postmodern chaos" aesthetic, and we're getting there, bit by bit.
Check out some of the Phase 7-3: The Unhinged Unraveling, where things are getting really, really wild.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at Phase 7-1: The Unraveling of Reason, where the lines between sanity and madness are getting all sorts of blurry.