Where the existential dread of middle age meets the existential dread of being a grown-up.
Subphase 3-B: The Quarter-Life Review
Where you get to relive all the mistakes you made in Phase 1 and Phase 2, and wonder why you ever bothered.
We're currently experiencing a MAJOR existential crisis. If you're feeling similarly, congratulations! You're a functioning member of society. Or are you?
You can go back and relive the good old days, or fast forward into the golden years.
Or, if you're feeling really lost, you can just drown your sorrows in a sea of existential dread.
Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by excessive use of bold text or excessive existential dread.
Stay classy, Phase 3-B!