Constructive Criticism 3000: Where We Crush Your Soul
We're glad you asked for feedback! Here's the good stuff, the bad stuff, and the meh-stuff.
Brutal Honesty
We'll tell you exactly how bad you are. Like, really bad. Like, "you-should-probably-just-quit-now" bad.
Constructive Vibes
We'll tell you exactly how you're doing it wrong, but in a nice way! Like, you know, a nice, warm hug for your ego.
Sugarcoated Sparks
We'll tell you how awesome you are, but with a few tiny caveats. Like, "you're great, but you could be better, but you're also kinda bad, but you're also kinda good, but mostly just okay, I guess."