Consult the Experts

Where do I even start? Should I really be eating this leftover pizza from 1987? Is it safe to wear plaid with stripes? Should I invest in those fancy new hoverbikes? The experts are here to help.

Consult the Experts: A Guide to Questionable Life Choices is brought to you by The Council of Uncertified Advisors, a group of highly unqualified individuals with a combined total of 3 years of questionable experience.

Dr. Emily J. Snodgrass, Ph.D.

Dr. Snodgrass is an expert in all things related to questionable fashion choices. If you're considering wearing a fanny pack, she's your go-to gal.

Fanny Packs: The Unsung Heroes of Fashion

Buck "The Banger" McSnazzle

Buck is a renowned expert in all things related to questionable life choices, particularly those involving loud music, questionable dietary decisions, and excessive use of the phrase "I'm not a morning person."

Rock 'n' Roll Lunches: A Guide to Eating Like a Rockstar I'm Not a Morning Person

Larry the Landlord

Larry has spent decades making questionable life choices, including but not limited to, buying a house with a leaky faucet and renting out a studio apartment with a shared bathroom. He's your go-to expert for all things rental property-related.

Rental Nightmares: When the Walls Start Talking Back