Expert Solutions for the Utterly Confused

Welcome to our esteemed consulting firm, where we'll help you find a solution to your non-existent problems.

Our Specialties:

• Procrastination Coaching: We'll help you find ways to do less work.
• Overthinking Analysis: We'll provide unnecessary details for you to consider.
• Justifying Expenses: We'll help you rationalize your impulse buys.

Or just browse our subpages:

• Financial Fudgery
• Pricing for the Perilous
• Strategy for the Utterly Confused