Consultants: Communication Experts is a team of highly paid, highly unqualified individuals who will gladly take on any project that pays. Our team of specialists includes:
• Semantics: The Art of Saying Nothing with Style: Our team member, Bob, can speak for hours about the meaning of 'the meaning' without actually saying anything.
• Drama: The Fine Art of Creating Conflict: Our team member, Karen, can turn any project into a soap opera, ensuring that all parties involved are confused and frustrated.
• Negativity: The Secret to Sowing Doubt and Uncertainty: Our team member, Steve, can make you wonder if you're actually making progress or just pretending.