Our Consulting Fees are OUT. OF. CONTROL.

Warning: Prices subject to change, and by "subject to change" we mean "they'll double overnight."

$10,000 for the consultation, plus $500 for the "consultant's consulting fee" (that's us).

But wait, there's more! A 4-figure fee for our "expert analysis" package.

We charge extra for:

• Coffee
• Free time
• Our expertise (which we'll generously share with you, for an additional fee).

But don't worry, we have a "consultant's discount" for our most loyal clients. If you pay us $50,000 upfront, we'll throw in a free "consultant's lunch".

Want to know more? Click here for our Consultant's Lunch Menu.