Welcome to the world's most prestigious consulting firm! We're a team of highly trained professionals who will sit in a room with you for a few hours, make some notes, and then charge you an exorbitant amount of money for the privilege of having us think about your problems.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied clients:

• "Neo-Brutalist Consulting helped me figure out that I needed to get more coffee." - Local Business Owner
• "I paid them a lot of money and they told me to 'think outside the box'." - Confused Investor
• "They drew a flowchart on a napkin and it looked really cool." - Creative Director

We're proud to offer a wide range of services, including:

• Strategic Planning
• Management Consulting
• IT Consulting

Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your consultation and let us help you "think outside the box" (whatever that means).