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Consulting Fees - We'll Take Your Money
Our Consulting Fee Package: Because You're Worth Every Penny
Package Details:
- Our "Basic" Package: $100/hour, because you're not worth more.
- Our "Premium" Package: $500/hour, because you're worth more than you think.
- Our "Deluxe" Package: $1000/hour, because you're basically a king.
But wait, there's more! If you purchase our "Executive" package, you'll also receive:
- A complimentary "I'm a boss" trophy, engraved with your name
- Free parking at the nearest Starbucks
Don't forget to ask about our special discounts for bulk orders or for people who actually know what they're talking about.
Disclaimer: Our prices may vary based on how much you're willing to pay.