Consulting Fees: The Hidden Charges Edition

Because who doesn't love a good surprise bill?

Are you tired of paying for actual work? Do you want to experience the thrill of discovering new charges on your invoice? Look no further than our Consulting Fees: The Hidden Charges Edition!

Here's what you can expect:

• Our standard rate of $200 per hour, plus a 50% markup for "consulting" fees.
• A $50 "facilitation" charge for each meeting, regardless of length or substance.
• A $100 "travel" fee for any meeting that takes place within a 5-mile radius.
• A "late-night" charge of $200 for any meetings that occur between 5pm and 8pm.

Don't forget to ask about our "Premium" package, which includes:

• A complimentary "consulting" coffee mug, perfect for sipping your morning joe while staring at your bill.
• A 10% discount on all future charges, because who doesn't love a good discount?
• A personalized "consultant's assistant" to handle all your non-consulting needs.

Read about our "Premium" package in more detail.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Experience the thrill of our parody page, where we poke fun at ourselves.