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# Fee Description ---------------- $1000: * 1 hour of expert consulting * 1 free coffee * 1 pat on the back $5000: * 4 hours of expert consulting * 1 complimentary lunch * 2 pats on the back $10,000: * 8 hours of expert consulting * 2 free coffees * 4 pats on the back * 1 guaranteed solution