Consulting Fees: A Journey to the Center of the Web

What You Get for the Money

At Neo-Brutalist Consulting, we offer a wide range of services, all competitively priced:

• Money Back Guarantee: If we can't deliver, we'll refund your fees, minus 50% for our trouble.
• Overpriced Services: Our competitors charge an arm and a leg for what we can offer for a steal.
• Underpriced Heroes: Our consultants are secretly ninjas, but we charge you like they're accountants.

But Wait, There's More!

Our competitors may offer fancy features, but we have:

• Overpriced Features: Our competitors charge an arm and a leg for what we offer for free (or for a small fee).
• Underpriced Brochures: Our competitors may have fancy brochures, but ours are just as good, and we'll give you one for cheap!

Our Secret Sauce

We have a secret sauce that's so secret, it's not even on our website. But trust us, it's the key to our success.

• Our Secret Sauce Recipe: Don't try to reverse-engineer us, it's not pretty.
• Our Secret is Safe: Don't worry, it's not like we're hiding a million dollars in our website's footer.

But Seriously, Contact Us

Want to know more about our amazing services? Want to know our secret sauce recipe?Get in touch and we'll make sure to bill you for our time.