Consulting Fees: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Money

Our fees are calculated based on the number of hours we spend thinking about your problems, multiplied by the number of hours we spend thinking about your problems, and then multiplied by the number of hours we spend thinking about our own problems while we're supposed to be thinking about yours.

Our Fee Structure:

Don't see a package that suits your needs? No worries! We can always create a custom package just for you. Just ask us how much more money you'd like to give us.

View our overhead calculator to see how much more you can afford to give us.