Results:

Based on our comprehensive survey of your social media activity and purchasing habits, we have calculated your Consumer Index:

  1. Consumer Index: 7/10

    You are keeping up with the Joneses, but not by much.

    • Number of times you've posted about avocado toast: 5
    • Number of times you've worn a "Limited Edition" anything: 3
    • Number of times you've compared your life to someone else's on Instagram: 2

Improve your Consumer Index by buying more stuff!

Disclaimer: Our survey is totally not rigged. Or is it?