Keeping up with the Joneses (But Not the Smiths)
The Joneses' latest acquisition: a new 3D-printed toaster that will change your breakfast game!

The Joneses have just acquired a brand-new 3D-printed toaster that can print artisanal avocado toast, complete with a side of quinoa. It's a game-changer for the neighborhood.

Meanwhile, the Smiths are still rocking their ancient toaster from 2007. It still works, but only if you use it in conjunction with a can of hairspray.