RTAA Meeting: "Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy"

Welcome to the most exciting, most thrilling, most utterly exhausting meeting you'll ever attend! Today's agenda: buying things.

We have the most amazing deals on:

• Overpriced Toyota - Because who needs a reliable car when you can have one that's 50% bigger and twice as expensive?
• Buy Me a Boat, Please - Because you clearly need one, but can't afford one.
• Subscription Service Syndrome - Sign up for our latest service, and get charged $50/month for the privilege of paying for it!

Don't forget to grab a coffee at the overpriced café in the corner, and a selfie with our brand new, limited edition, ultra-exclusive merchandise!

Disclaimer: All items sold separately, at your own risk, and with 0% chance of actually being useful.