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By subscribing to our Retail Therapy sessions, you agree to:
- Allow our AI overlords to monitor your online browsing habits.
- Participate in our secret focus group, where we'll test the limits of your emotional response to 3am TV shopping specials.
- Provide us with a minimum of 1,000,000 clicks on our affiliate links per month.
- Pay a one-time fee of $19.99 for the privilege of being bombarded with targeted ads.
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