Terms of Service: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Retail

By subscribing to our Retail Therapy service, you agree to the following terms:

1. You will be subjected to an endless barrage of targeted advertisements for discounted socks.
2. Our algorithms will use your browsing history to guess your shoe size and recommend matching accessories.
3. You will be required to watch a minimum of two 30-minute videos of infomercials for extended warranty plans.
4. Your email inbox will be flooded with 12 daily offers for "limited time only" discounts.
5. You may experience increased anxiety due to the constant stream of "you might also like" recommendations.

By continuing to scroll, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to these terms. If you don't, you will be forced to participate in a 24-hour shopping marathon, where you will be required to purchase at least 5 items from our catalog.

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