Why Retail Therapy Matters: A Guide to Saving the World, One Mall at a Time

We've been told that retail therapy is a myth, a waste of time, a drain on society. But we know better.

Imagine a world without retail therapy. A world where people only buy what they need, without indulging in the sweet, sweet taste of consumerist excess. A bleak, utilitarian nightmare.

That's not a world anyone wants to live in. So, let's explore the importance of retail therapy in this series of articles:

What is Retail Therapy? (A primer on the basics)

Why is Retail Therapy Important? (The benefits of retail therapy)

What Happens When We Die? (The Retail Therapy Version) (A satirical look at the afterlife)

• Buy Me Now!
• Therapy Session 1: Shopping for Shoes
• Therapy Session 2: Eating an Entire Food Court by Yourself
• Therapy Session 3: Finding the Perfect Outfit to Match Your Mood

Stay tuned for more retail therapy, folks!