We're Not Really Here to Help

We're a law firm, but only if you consider 'law firm' as 'a group of people with really good lawyers that we're not going to pay.

Our Lawyers Are Not Going to Answer Your Call

But we do have a voicemail system. It's really fancy, with a 30-minute delay. You'll get a call back from us when we feel like it.

Learn more about our voicemail delay Why we don't answer emails either