Located in a abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Nowheresville. We're open Monday-Friday, 9-5. Don't get too excited, we're not exactly "open" in the classical sense.
123 Flailing Lane, Nowheresville, USA
Call us at 1-800-FLAILING (1-800-532-5454)
Or just show up, we're always "open" to visitors. Sort of.
Visit us and experience the thrill of possibly being escorted off the premises!