Contact Us - We're Not Listening
We're here, but we're not really here. Our email is just a placeholder, our phone number is just a joke, and our address is a lie. But hey, feel free to send us some mail!
If you're looking for our actual address, try asking your grandma. She's got it.
Want to send some hate mail? We've got a special "hate" mailbox just for you. It's right this way!
Feedback is also a thing, I guess.