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By accessing this site, you agree to the following terms:

We reserve the right to make you read this entire page in a dramatic reading voice.
You must wear a funny hat while browsing the site, or else we'll know you're not taking us seriously.
If you click on any link, we'll assume you're ready for a 5-minute video of our founder's cat playing the accordion.
We may change these terms at any time, and you'll just have to deal with it.

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