Emotional Support Groups for the Modern Existential Crisis

Join our group for those feeling lost in the void of existence.

Our expert facilitators will guide you through the abyss of uncertainty, one existential question at a time.

Carefully crafted to provide a safe space for the emotionally fragile, the neurotic, and the perpetually bewildered.

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Subgroups: Our Experts

Our Team of Experts

Meet the people who will guide you through the existential quagmire.

Dr. Regretta

A specialist in the art of regret, Dr. Regretta will help you confront your choices.

Professor Pessimism

A scholar of gloom and despair, Professor Pessimism will train you to expect the worst.

Read What Our Clients Say About Our Experts Disclaimer: Our Experts Are Not Actual Doctors (But They Pretend To Be)