Our Experts

Meet the Team that Keeps Chaos at Bay

Our experts are the best in the business. They're like the ninjas of chaos containment. Sneaky, stealthy, and always on the job.

They're like the fire department, but with more mustard and less water. Because, you know, fire.

What our clients say:

"I had a cat that was driving me crazy, but these guys fixed it. Literally fixed it. Like, with tape and glue." Read more about our cat therapist