Procedural Guide for the Utterly Confused

Step 1: Don't Panic

Step 2: Read the Fine Print (optional, but highly recommended)

Step 3: Call the Hotline (for when things get really bad)

Panic Button

Insurance Coverage (because you never know)

Therapist (for those who can afford it)

Emergency Contact (in case it all goes wrong)

Contingency Planning (for the really really bad)