Containment Procedure 4: The Ultimate In-Place Containment Protocol

For when containment is not just about locking doors, but about locking minds.

Warning: Do not attempt to use this protocol on any entity that has a sense of self-awareness.

**Pre-requisites:**

• A hazmat suit with a built-in sense of humor
• A PhD in psychology (not required, but highly recommended)

**Step 1: Isolate the Entity** Read the Entity Manual to understand the entity's psychological profile.

**Step 2: Employ the Power of Suggestion** Learn the art of Neuro-Linguistic Programming to rewire the entity's thoughts.

**Step 3: Create a Simulated Reality** Build a convincing virtual world to keep the entity occupied.

**Step 4: Administer the Ultimate Containment Cocktail** Mix and match the perfect blend of chemicals to keep the entity calm and complacent.

**Step 5: Maintain the Illusion** Keep the entity engaged with an endless supply of bland, uninspiring activities.

**Optional Step 6: Execute the Entity** When all else fails, consider a more... permanent solution.

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