Level 3 Containment Procedures

High-Level Threat Response Protocols

For containment incidents of extraordinary severity and existential threat, follow these procedures:

1. Establish a perimeter of 6 layers of reinforced steel doors.
2. Deploy the Containment Team's favorite snack, 'Z-9000' energy bars, to sustain response personnel.
3. Contact Level 4 Command and await further instruction.

Additional Containment Measures:

1. Engage the 'Sonic Disruptor' to jam all radio frequencies within a 500-meter radius.
2. Activate the 'Gravity Generator' to create a localized gravitational field of moderate intensity.
3. Deploy a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated hazmat specialists.

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Level 4 Containment Procedures

Level 5 Containment Procedures