Neural Net Shielding - Containment Procedures

Neural Net Shielding is a process of creating a virtual barrier around the mind, allowing the user to filter out unwanted thoughts and emotions while maintaining a sense of self. This is achieved by creating an artificial network of neurons which can be tuned and modified to suit the user's needs.

Our team of expert neural network architects have developed a proprietary shielding technology that can block out any negative thoughts, memories, or emotions. Say goodbye to anxiety, hello to serenity.

But be warned: Neural Net Shielding is not without risks. In extreme cases, it can cause:

Neural overload, leading to a feeling of numbness
Informational loss, where important details are filtered out along with the noise
Unintended side effects, such as spontaneous bursts of creativity

Don't believe us? Check out our case studies:

Case Study 1: The CEO who shielded out his feelings of guilt Case Study 2: The artist who shielded out her creative block Case Study 3: The politician who shielded out his critics