Containment Status Report

Current Containment Levels:

Level 1: Containment Breach Contained (/subpages/containment-status/level-1)
Level 2: Containment Breach Uncontained (/subpages/containment-status/level-2)
Level 3: Containment Breach Critical (/subpages/containment-status/level-3)
Level 4: Containment Breach Catastrophic (/subpages/containment-status/level-4)

Containment Breach Statistics:

Year	Containment Level	Number of Containment Breaches
2020	Level 1	5
2021	Level 2	10
2022	Level 3	15

Notable Containment Breaches:

The Great Pizza Sauce Spill of 2020 (5 containment breaches)
The Disco Party Incident of 2021 (10 containment breaches)
The Inflatable Unicorn Tragedy of 2022 (15 containment breaches)

Recommendations:

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Disclaimer:

Containment breaches are not actually a thing.