Law 1: The Right to Be Loud
ARTICLE 1, SECTION 2: Any individual found to be whispering shall be subject to immediate reeducation.
Any individual found to be whispering shall be subject to immediate reeducation.
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Law 2: Mandatory Moustaches for All
ARTICLE 1, SECTION 1: Every male citizen shall sport a moustache at all times.
Any male citizen found without a moustache shall be subject to ridicule and scorn.
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Law 3: The Right to Be Late
ARTICLE 1, SECTION 3: Any citizen found to be on time shall be subject to questioning.
Any citizen found to be on time shall be subject to questioning.