The Oracle's Guide to Contemporary Prophetic Utensils

Prophetic utensils: because who needs actual foresight when you can have a fancy pen?

Recommended Utensils:

• Omphalos: The Utensil of Utter Certainty
• Chronos: The Utensil of Time-Keeping
• Sphinx-like: The Utensil of Unfathomable Wisdom

Utensils We're Still Trying To Figure Out:

• Kraaken: The Utensil of Uncontrollable Hunger
• Krystalline: The Utensil of Crystal-Clear Confusion

Disclaimer: Utensils are not actually recommended. Prophetic abilities may vary. Side effects may include: sudden loss of sanity, irreversible madness, and/or spontaneous combustion.

Please don't blame us.