At Contractor Contractors, we pride ourselves on being the most overpriced and underqualified contractors in the industry. Our rates are calculated using an intricate algorithm involving the number of hours spent on a project, the square root of the number of screws used, and the amount of coffee consumed during the job.
Our team consists of experts in the art of doing the bare minimum, and we're not afraid to charge you for it. Whether you need a simple patch job or a complete overhaul, we're here to provide you with the most inefficient and frustrating experience possible.
So, what can we do for you today?