Time-Traveler's Union | Contractual Obligations

As a time-traveler, you're probably aware that altering the past can have unforeseen consequences. But did you know that altering your own contract can have very real financial repercussions?

Below, you'll find the standard contract for our esteemed union. Read it carefully, and don't forget to sign where indicated.

Standard Contract Optional Clause

By signing below, you acknowledge that you've read, understood, and will not utterly destroy the space-time continuum while working for us.

Disclaimer: Our lawyers are not actually lawyers. Our accountants are actually just people who like spreadsheets.