You have failed to fulfill your obligations under the Contract of Ridiculousness. As a result, you will be subject to the following penalties:
$10,000 for failing to attend the mandatory Mandatory Lunch Meetings.
$5,000 for failing to wear the required ridiculous hat on Fridays.
$20,000 for failing to meet the expected levels of productivity, which were clearly outlined in Section 3, Subsection 7, Paragraph 11 of the Contract of Ridiculousness.
Total fines: $35,000. Please make a payment to the Bankrupt Cyberspace Account within 48 hours to avoid further action.