Here at Contrarian Physics, we've taken the principles of classical physics and turned them on their head.
Or, you know, not really.
We've created a new theory of everything that's completely, utterly, and totally opposite to the real thing.
Want to know the secrets of the universe? Look no further! (Just kidding, we're just making it up as we go.)
Quantum Non-Uncertainty: Where particles don't exist, but probabilities do!
Relativity Is for Sissies: Because who needs time and space, anyway?